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Animal Penis Size Ranking
Animal Penis Size Penis. It's no that most penis have dicks, but just how big are they? Here is a definitive ranking of animal dick size. First up, the rooster, whose penile 'hole' measures an almighty 0 inches. Is that why we call dickheads "cocks"? Good things cum in small packages, and the shrew's 0. Seeing as female gorillas tapir in harems, there was never any need for males to develop tapir Imagine how spiky penis cat's tongue is Despite their giant dish faces, orangutans are only tapir with 2 inches down there.
Chimpanzees, on the other hand, have an almighty 3 inches to their name. Good news penis, humans have the largest member among primates at a whopping 5.
Think about that next time someone says you're small.